Yugo passed another milestone last week: the smooth transition to whole cow's milk. Those of you who've been there know what I'm talking about. High five! Yeah.
When Yugo was born, the Gates graced Central Park. This year, 27" of snow fell on the day of his birthday party. Verily, 'twould seem the ancient Fates themselves have marked this boy for grand Design. For those brave souls who ventured through the storm last Sunday, we thank you.
We would also like to extend a special thanks to Yugo's Grandpa and Grandma who travelled all the way here to see their grandson only to face a 12-hour return trip to Virginia.
In case you did not see the banners, the skywriting, the documentary, the TV-special, the parade , the telegraph, the semaphore display or the elaborate crop design, please be informed that Yugo Z. Yamamoto now has one year of life under his ever-expanding belt. Happy Birthday and Tanjyoubi Omedetou, Yugo!